When the kids don't finish their grilled cheese and she's already had her own lunch, why waste food? Wasting food is wrong.
Running late to do the school drop off and realizing she's still wearing pajama pants and slippers.
What is that smell? Is it the diaper? No, it can't be the diaper. I JUST CHANGED HIM.
Hearing her toddler insist "I DO IT MYSELF!"
When a stranger tells her that her children are well behaved, inside she's like...
"Ms. Lawrence, your child has lice."
When her husband finally gets home after a long business trip and she's been cooped up alone with the kids for days.
Birthday party snack for preschool?
At the OBGYN appointment when she's nine months pregnant and they ask her to step on the scale.
"You don't want to try mommy's drink honey, it's spicy."
Plans for immediately after getting home from work.
"Mommy the goldfish wanted to live in your purse so I helped him."
In the delivery room, after complaining for WEEKS how she cannot wait to have the baby.
Seeing the magazine covers about how celebrities lose all their baby weight SUPER FAST.