Three day weekend y'all, you get out of work early all like
The trip starts out great. You're packed, ready to go, excited for the vacation!
Then about fifteen seconds after you leave the neighborhood the kids are already over it
The kids immediately create imaginary borders between themselves and then alert you to any breaches
Your husband abandons any sense of navigation and morphs into the World's Most Irritating Backseat Driver
Even though the kids ate a full breakfast they are suddenly starving and begin beg you to stop at every fast food restaurant sign they see
Same goes for the bathroom. Even though they JUST WENT BEFORE YOU LEFT
You are now only thirty four minutes into your trip
About halfway through the kids just get weird
They make funny faces at truck drivers
There's a lot of this going on
And at some point, you will say this (also acceptable DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS CAR OVER)
But man, when you finally pull into grandma's neighborhood, it's all worth it
And you can run out of the car in search of wine, you made it!
Have a great weekend guys! xoxo